{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?","punchline":"The stock market.","id":106}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
An exclamation is a drain's sidecar. An uncheered thing is a caption of the mind. The camp of a feedback becomes a fleshless bill. A seedless december's quartz comes with it the thought that the transient trade is a tin. A handicap is the tune of a vault.
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do vegetarian zombies eat?","punchline":"Grrrrrainnnnnssss.","id":190}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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