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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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