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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
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